Corolla

We caught some naughty teenagers tonight. Nick and I were driving from Cypress's house, behind the Blackum Coliseum. Parked on the side of the road was a maroon Toyota Corolla. Hmm...seemed strange...a new toyota, parked. We slowed down, and I pulled out my keychain light to examine things closer. LOW AND BEHOLD...there was some oral sex going on! BUSTED!

My advice: find a better place than the side of the road, for goodness sake.